The lack of tattoos on my body is highly upsetting.
"Sometimes you tell someone to never call you again, and then the phone rings and you hope it’s them."
"My darling, you are allowed to fail without being a failure. You are allowed to make mistakes without becoming one. More opportunities will present themselves, you will find hope again."
the evolution from goodwill to versace
(Source: adultswim666, via emxxma)
some girls dress so well. i’m never sure whether i want their clothes on me or on my bedroom floor.
"Try to say nothing negative about anybody for three days, for forty-five days, for three months. See what happens to your life."